Andy McDonald, creator of I Am Andy McDonald, on behalf of Hitt & Mis Industries, is proud to announce the future release of a mysterious new product, which will be no less than a rejuvenating force in the ailing mysterious products industry.
July 25, 2011 (Earth) -- Coming this summer, Hitt & Mis Industries paves the way for an exciting new era in mysterious products with its most mysterious ever. To know the release of said product, consumers need only be mindful of the complete lack of knowledge washing over them.
In the mystery industry, or "ind-mystery," companies pride themselves on a lack of concrete details, and Hitt & Mis Industries promises the most cloudy, nebulous, indefinite presentation consumers can imagine, if imagining the unimaginable was even possible. Go, quantum physics of mystery!
At the affordable suggested retail price of human currency, Hitt & Mis Industries is ready to hone in on every demographic imaginable, especially those unimaginable, but most especially those imaginable to the unimaginable! Who said that?!
Teach your children a new language? Maybe! Get rid of the dent in your car? Possibly! Even protect your home from intruders? Potential is 100%! Our mystery engineers -- those who engineer mystery, not those who are unidentified engineers -- are ready to unleash their product on the product market!
"This is a product's product," says Hitt & Mis CEO Dillinger Axelpenny. "People will look back at the release of this product and say, 'Gosh, now that was a product that was released to the public.'"
Founded in the past by Randolph P. Hitt and step brother Xavier Tennyson Mis, Hitt & Mis Industries is a titanic, hole-in-the-wall company with a fresh, old school expertise in the field of business. They're a leader in a field built for one, the head of a pack of invisible lone wolves. This enterprise is showing no signs of things not happening and whoever told you that has already been made obsolete! Further exclamation!
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