[ SITES & BLOGS ]
I write some funny stuff and then commenters tell me it's not funny at all and that I was mistaken and then I apologize and go cry in my shower.
- If Breaking Bad Was Cast With Political Figures
- An Open Letter To The NFL by Yellow Penalty Flag
- Let's All Go To The Thrift Store!
I write funny, often political stuff and then commenters tell me I'm a liberal progressive commie socialist pinko Marxist.
- The Cover Letter That Will Guarantee You An Interview
- The 10 Most Annoying Facebook Status Updates
- 10 Reasons Why Getting Laid Off Is Like Getting Laid
- Humanity's Fear of Buildings Continues
- And That's When the Trees Attacked
My alternate persona, an alien named Zoltrog. His new, revamped website can be found here.
[ SCRIPTS ]
Parks and Recreation (spec)
"The Family"
After meeting a corrupt senior politician, Leslie is inspired to make the office more like a family, the crime syndicate, mafioso variety.
Family Guy (spec)
"If You Build It, Pete Will Come"
When the introduction of a new virtual reality helmet coincides with the mysterious disappearance of Peter and other Quahog residents, Lois and Brian investigate.
Dude, Bro (original pilot)
"Bounty Hunters"
An original pilot about two brothers. Jeff, ever the optimist, walks away from a career and a relationship to discover his true calling, and experience life to the fullest. Pete, ever the responsible one, tries to stop him.
[ SKETCHES ]
The manager of an office recruits a therapist with a punching dummy to help relieve employee stress.
A young family is looking for a new house. The one they've found has everything they want, but one thing they don't: a portal to Hell.
"New Lows In Dating"
A guy who has the superhuman ability to lower women's standards faces the greatest challenge of his dating life while out at the bar.
"New Lows In Dating"
A guy who has the superhuman ability to lower women's standards faces the greatest challenge of his dating life while out at the bar.
"Scott Walker & the Naughty Union Girls Hotline"
Writer, Director, Producer, Audio/Video Editor, Performer
A video made to poke fun at our wonderful Governor Scott Walker in support of Union workers across the state of Wisconsin. Funny even if you aren't from Wisconsin.
"Heinz Commercial Contest Entry"
Writer, Director, Producer, Audio/Video Editor
A Heinz commercial contest entry done on a very low budget, using my friends as actors, and my dad as the piano playing soundtrack. But a nice line at the end. "Do you have a condiment?"
[ GRAPHICS ]
Hypocrisy Now!
Co-Writer, Producer, Graphic Designer
Comedy sketch show put on in Donny's Skybox at Chicago's Second CityCo-Writer, Producer, Graphic Designer
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| Hypocrisy Now! poster |
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| Hypocrisy Now! flier (front) |
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| Hypocrisy Now! flier (back) |
Sketch & Sniff
Graphic and Logo Designer
Chicago based comedy sketch and improv group 
The Chicago Dope
Graphic and Logo Designer
Satirical news website www.thechicagodope.com.
