Contact

If you need to contact me about any of the following...
  • job opportunities
  • advice
  • critter removal
  • money that you want
  • money that I want
  • children I don't know about
  • children you want me to want that I probably don't want
  • land
  • my collection of Pez dispensers that have been used in murders (so far, just the one)
  • a safe house after committing murder (hold on to that Pez dispenser!)
  • a good blood cleaning kit
  • fancy case for displaying a collection (for instance--oh, I don't know--recently blood-soaked Pez dispensers)
  • babysit your children
  • perform your wedding ceremony
... please, email me at andy.c.mcdonald@gmail.com.