- job opportunities
- advice
- critter removal
- money that you want
- money that I want
- children I don't know about
- children you want me to want that I probably don't want
- land
- my collection of Pez dispensers that have been used in murders (so far, just the one)
- a safe house after committing murder (hold on to that Pez dispenser!)
- a good blood cleaning kit
- fancy case for displaying a collection (for instance--oh, I don't know--recently blood-soaked Pez dispensers)
- babysit your children
- perform your wedding ceremony
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