12.14.2015

SantaCon Is Over, Santa Bodies Aren't Littering The Streets, And I Feel Cheated

This weekend, SantaCon took over Manhattan. If you didn't know, SantaCon is a bar crawl where a lot of young people dress up in Santa or Elf-themed costumes, and then proceed to completely embarrass themselves.

And yet, in the aftermath of SantaCon, the event that is an excuse to ignore society's generally agreed-upon rules of peeing, I'm always disappointed.

Another year of Santa Con and I see no Santa bodies littering the streets, no bulldozers piling up Santa against walls they might have peed on the night before, no city employees patrolling the streets in hazmat suits spraying Kringle mounds with MTA-approved flame throwers.

Oh well, what could have been ...




Oh well, maybe next year.