8.24.2014

10 More Ninja Jokes I Wrote For You, Because I Love You And Ninjas

You know you wanted them. So here they are, more ninja jokes...

What do you use to hunt a ninja?
Your life!

How will you know when you've met a ninja?
The grim reaper will tell you!

What's a ninja's favorite sport?
You and everyone you care about!

How does a ninja change a tire?
He waits for you to change yours, then your life and car are his!

How much do you pay a ninja for a job---
Aaaaaaaand your money's gone.

A ninja, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Good to see you two!"

What's a ninja's favorite vacation spot?
Whatever yours was!

How many throwing stars does a ninja have on him?
None, they're all on you!

How does a ninja celebrate your birthday?
Atop your grave!

What do you call a surprise party for a ninja?
A surprise mass funeral!