Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Eric Cantor Enjoys Make-Believe

On Labor Day, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor tweeted this to his followers. It attracted a lot of criticism and left a lot of unanswered questions. Questions like, "What the fuck?" And "Does Eric Cantor know what Labor Day is?" And "Did Eric Cantor outsource his twitter account?" And "Seriously, what the fuck?"

I thought to myself, "Well, he's just trying to celebrate this holiday through the filter of a very well managed and very partisan public persona." But it's a week later, and he hasn't stopped. Cantor continues with his confusing Cantorisms. It's almost as if he's trying to change the space-time continuum, not with 1.21 jiggawatts like normal people, but rather just by being a complete dick.

Here are just a few of his tweets this week. I don't know, maybe I'm overreacting. What do you think?

By now you know these aren't real Eric Cantor tweets. Just thought I'd throw this in for clarity's sake. You're a smart guy/gal.  You knew the score.  Yeah, once we got into Superman, Batman, Neverending Story territory, I knew you'd get wise to my shenanigans. Still... Eric Cantor... what a dick.