I was at the library, doing the usual. You know, pretending to read books far above my reading level, waiting for someone to start a conversation about what I was pretending to read, reacting to them as if I was in the midst of traumatic night terrors, and then screaming away to my next adventure.
So I head for this blog, and I get this...
You know what, if being the Internet's global hub for Italian and Portuguese pornography is wrong, well then I guess my local library and I have very different standards indeed!
All I'm trying to do with this blog is express myself in a creative way, maintain a sort of online portfolio (key phrase: sort of), and provide my readers with quality Italian and Portuguese pornography at a reasonable cost.
I can't stress enough the quality of this pornography. In fact, if presented with the sheer quality, I think the library would have no choice but to reinstate my blog.
Italian on Italian, Portuguese on Portuguese, Italian on Portuguese, Portuguese on Italian donkey, Portuguese mule on Italian. I mean, the list goes on and on and on and on....
To suppress this unequaled high quality selection, a selection without peers, a selection almost unearthly in its scope... frankly, I'm sickened.
Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a hot tip on some Italian dog on Portuguese cat videos.