I like to get all my news in one eyeball-melting, Ark-of-the-Covenant-opening-like blast. So I wait until Friday. Usually by then, all the crazies have had a solid week to do whatever they think will help make a name for themselves; whether it be eating someone else's face in a bath salt induced drug psychosis, or... somebody less date-able.
A woman in Missouri was arrested for cooking meth in a Wal-Mart. This is surprising to those of us who just assumed everyone knew that people cooked meth in Wal-Marts. When you walk into a Wal-Mart, you sense it... "Someone might be cooking meth in here."
Then you see the guy with the mullet and a molecule pattern shaved into the side of his head, wearing a Looney Toons Space Jam jersey and a pair of sweatpants that look like repurposed public bathroom paper towel... and you just know someone is cooking meth in that Wal-Mart.
Now off to buy a universal remote made in Azerbaijan that takes Q batteries.
