Person: Hey, I saw you walking the other day.
Me: Oh yeah?
Person: Yeah, do you walk a lot?
Me: Yeah, quite a bit.
Person: Whereabouts?
Me: You know, all over. From my house to my car. From my car to my house. Within my house. I've been doing it most of my life, actually. Since I was about 1.
Person: Shut up.
Me: Sorry.
