Friday, June 1, 2012

More People To Be Fired Into Space

Funny story.  It's 2008.  There are these two girls.  They're driving along and they see a girl scout sitting at a table selling cookies.  Then they see an envelope where the girl has been putting the money for all the cookies she's sold.

One girl runs up, takes the envelope, hops into her friend's car, and they speed away.  Probably not to their house full of books and scholarly journals and other academic pursuits.

More likely, back to their dank, opiate lair where they vomit out of their human skin and sludge back into a demon kennel maintained by a morbidly obese Satan, using their tendril hair to wipe the sweat from beneath his man boobs, and forever injecting his demon seed into them like slop buckets.

So, yeah, while watching this raw news footage, try not to die from over-wishing-these-girls-were-dead ...



And here's a meme I created just for them...