1. Feasting on a baby-sized Qdoba chicken queso burrito. Black beans, white rice, and a lovable corn salsa.
2. Taking a long run on a calm, star-filled night. Gentle breeze, empty streets, and the rustling trees.
Separate, these are peaceful, satisfying life experiences.
But together, they are a terror-filled whiff of the vomitous ether choking you on a fleshy bone bridge high above a bloody entrail-laden lake of Hell.
Yeah, woo!
