KID
Mom, I want to get this candy bar.
MOM
No.
KID throws a fit and knocks over the candy display.
MOM
Look what you did! Fine, here!
MOM picks up candy bar and tosses it at the KID.
MOM
Are you happy? You got your candy bar
and Jesus is dead! I hope your happy!
*****
Nah, that never happened, but gosh I wanted it to. And I laughed all day thinking about it happening. I hope that someday I'm as good a parent as this woman I just made up is.
Happy Good Friday!
