Saturday, March 10, 2012

On The Virg

In the wake of sticking it to (and inside) women with their anti-abortion legislation, Virginia has decided to make changes elsewhere to reflect the state's new philosophy.

For example, when you travel to Virginia, you're more likely to see this on your way in...


Now they're trying to change the state motto.  Previously, "Sic Semper Tyrannis," Virginia is choosing from one of the following 10 possible mottos...

  • Virginia: The Transvaginal Probe Of America!
  • Virginia: Spread 'Em!
  • Virginia: Now Violating For Two!
  • Virginia: En Garde, Unborn Child!
  • Virginia: How'd That Feel?  Okay, Now For The Probe!
  • Virginia: That Was Quick? What's Are You Implying?
  • Virginia: Would You Be More Comfortable If Your Brother Did It?
  • Virginia: We Didn't Flee England, We Pulled Out!
  • Virginia: Don't Make Us Pass A Law To Get Your Phone Number, Too!
  • Virginia: And We Didn't Even Have To Buy You Dinner!