I play drums. I used to be in bands, and it was a lot of fun. When you're in high school and playing in a band, you're constantly focused on getting new equipment. Always looking for the new thing to buy. Of course, if you're a normal person, you don't have the money, so you get the best drum kit you can and play that kit the best you can.
So I was shocked when I saw Drum Rugs on sale. Drum Rugs??? Isn't that also just... A rug? Any rug?
Drum Rug Salesman"Yeah, you could just set your kit on any old rug, but it won't be a Drum Rug. And deep down, you'll know that, and it will slowly eat away at your soul. Now let's go check out Drummer Water that only drummers drink. And then I'll show you the new Drummer Room. It's a small room you place within any room and you can play drums inside it. Then just fill the Drummer Room with new Drummer Air, and you're all set to rock out!"