Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Alphabet Sentences

I've been trying to write sentences where each successive word starts with the next letter of the alphabet -- first word begins with A, second word begins with B, and so on.

Not easy.  Or intelligible!  But enjoy.

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Andy's balls can do excellent feats, granted he is just kidding---like, man, no ordinary person quests rigorously so; to ultimately verify, we're x-raying your zodiac.

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Able-bodied, crisp drawers, entangled feet, gigantic head, irregular jowls, lovable mandibles, noteworthy on principles, questionable regarding sexual travels, Ulysses Vanderbilt will x your z.

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Astronauts bounce, crater-driven, energized for gravity, hyped in jabberwocky kaleidoscopic language, making not ordinary people question, rather souls tied under very weary xerox-yearning zealots.