- And either one could tell you how cold it was!
- 100% chance of awkward future conversations!

The meteorological tool known as
the hemispherical cup anemometer says,
"I've been used inappropriately!"- That's an in depth study of Frontal Zones and their interaction with the Poles!
- Weathermen or women, sensitive instruments are being handled by a professional!
Alright, I think you've suffered enough. All finished. ... That's what the Weatherman said! Ba-zing!
Sorry, couldn't resist. Okay, I'm leaving now. Feel free to comment with your own punny weatherman jokes!