Again, I'm risking the inside-out obliteration of our very existence by posting a link to a story I did on Huffington Post that may also be followed back here to the very same story below, thereby sending data in an infinite loop of doom.
So, yeah, check it out on Huffington Post, or check it out on this blog. I don't usually say this, but I think it's worth the complete and total destruction of the universe.
Am I overexposing myself? Oh, you'll know when I'm overexposing myself. And yes, your mind is correct to think immediately of my tear-away pantaloons.
And That's When the Trees Attacked...
