I've been spending a lot of time looking for a job recently. I found one on Craigslist for a security guard position. The ad said, "Wanted: well-built guy with police or martial arts training."
Well, I'm neither of those, but these are desperate times. I responded to the ad saying, "I don't have police training, but I have studied under ninjas."
The person replied back, "Wow, great, bring them too, we have multiple openings and we'll need a demonstration."
I arrive for the interview and a woman greets me. "Hi, you must be Andy!"
"Hello," I said, because that's how ninjas talk.
"Where are the ninjas?" she said. "I don't see them."
"Yes," I said, "they're very good ninjas."
So, I'm still looking for a job.