EARTH
Do you feel the ground shaking? This is one of those rare cinematic occasions when a film will either surprise us and not be the equivalent to a director taking a shit in the projector, or it will be so hilariously terrible that we'll forget who and where we are and maybe stumble upon a lovable group of subterranean cave dwellers.FIRE
If even remotely loyal to the cartoon series, the film will feature a really hot Russian girl. Win win.WIND
Too many movies released now just plain blow. They're based on books or comics or something Judd Apatow farted onto a napkin once. So let's continue that trend with yet another potential flop that will at least bring a bit of nostalgia.WATER
There's a good chance we're going to see a lot of wide water shots. Potable water won't be around on this planet forever, so we may as well feature it on film as often as we can before it has to always be digitally added in post production. As well as digitally added to our dehydrated corpses.HEART
(aka I HAVE A MONKEY!)
It will be fun to see the big screen version of the Heart-wielding character from the cartoon. You know, the kid who didn't really have a power, but they gave him a pet monkey, and the pet monkey turned up to save his life more than his heart powers saved anyone else? Yeah, that kid and his power to increase blood flow.With these reasons combined, I'm Captain Excited.
