Sunday, January 19, 2014

The New USA Speedskating Suits Are High-Tech And Impressive And Then They Used Spider-Man Font

Despite the fact that we're spending all this time and energy on games and not on curing disease or solving the world hunger problem, these new speedskating suits look pretty flashy.

Millions of dollars I'm sure in research and development and when it came down to what font to use for "USA," someone took a 2 second browse through a Photoshop font list and settled on the Spider-Man font.

Come on, guys.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Fancy Blog

The GIF header of my blog failed for some image hosting reason. And since I only react to situations in one of two ways -- absolute extreme euphoria or abysmal black hole depression -- I'm going to delete this whole site and never blog again because it's stupid and I want to die!

I kid.

Whenever this happens I have a sort of Bill O'Reilly "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" reaction. And I want to strip the whole blog back down. Just launch a single photon torpedo to the 2 meter hatch and start building again off the forest moon of Endor.

Though I haven't blogged much on here anyway, so perhaps this is the time for a slight redesign.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Thanksgiving Dinner Argument Topic Generator!

Everyone loves hanging with the family. And sometimes---wouldn't you know it?!---you just can't think of anything to talk about and then argue about all day long.